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Chuck Norris does not sleep...
 
 
 
 
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Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it s*x if ...
 
 
 
 
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When Chuck Norris does pushups he doesn't lift him...
 
 
 
 
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Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
There are no weapons...
 
 
 
 
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's comput...
 
 
 
 
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If at first you don't succeed, you're n...
 
 
 
 
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because...
 
 
 
 
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, He decide...
 
 
 
 
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If you have $5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has $5 do...
 
 
 
 
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five...
 
 
 
 
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can s...
 
 
 
 
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If yo...
 
 
 
 
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q:how chuck noris learning from books?
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After much debate, President Truman decided to dro...