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I make mistakes, that's what I do. I speak without...

Cat Drinks MiLk.. Thats NormaL
Cows Eat Grass.. Th...

Catch her by her waist

Bring her home..

Keep ur ...

Having No Communication Wid U 4 A While Is Like..
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buy a scooty.....pick up a beauty,drink a frooty.....

One who smoke, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks,...

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Girl: If we get married, you will stop smoking?
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Catch her by her waist
Bring her home
Keep ur hand...

if you're driving, do not drink ... if y...