whackyvicky

Troy or alexandar?

15.12.09, 21:25

Definetly Troy

Yes Or No? - LoL

10.10.09, 15:32

Nope,but tryin to

Can u do the moonwalk??

Camilla Belle or Megan Fox?... .

10.10.09, 15:31

Megan Fox definetly

Funny pictures thread

07.10.09, 00:22

New shoes for ladies



By using these shoes women can run upto 360 km/hr.

Coming Soon

Funny gifs here

07.10.09, 00:13

This is really funny

Post tongue twisters

06.10.09, 23:40

Hiii,folks.Post the whackiest tounge twisters u can think of.Lemme start

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son
I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man
I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
But sometimes in an evening I feel a trifle dim
All alone, I'm plucking pheasants, when I'd rather pluck with him.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate
I'm only plucking pheasants 'cos the pheasant plucker's late !

I'm not good at plucking pheasants, at pheasant plucking I get stuck
Though some pheasants find it pleasant I'd rather pluck a duck.
Oh plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
But pheasant plucking's torture because they haven't any grease.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, he has gone out on the tiles
He only plucked one pheasant and I'm sitting here with piles !

You have to pluck them fresh, if it?s fresh they?re not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable who could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable had pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar on a Sunday ?tween the first and second lessons.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mum
I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker's come.

My good friend Godfrey is most adept, he's really got the knack
He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.
I like to give a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
It's really all our pheasant plucking keeps us pair together.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's friend
I'm only plucking pheasants as a means unto an end !

My husband's in the forest always banging with his gun
If he could hear me half the time I'm sure that he would run,
For there's fluff in all my crannies, there's feathers up my nose
And I'm itching in the kitchen from my head down to my toes.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's wife
And when we pluck together it's a pheasant plucking life !

All the very best.

Post your jokes here

06.10.09, 23:33

#1
Customer :I see you have gravy on your menu today.
Waiter :Yes,sir.What would you like to have?
Customer :A Clean menu.
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#2
Diner :Waiter,there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter on't worry sir.The spider on the bread will eat it.
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#3
In a library,a man asked where he might find the books on suicide.'Second row down the left,'replied the assistant.The man proceeded to the shelf but couldn't find what he was looking for.Returning to the enquiry desk he explained,'I've had a good look,but can't find anything on suicide'.'I didn't think you would,' the assistant replied knowingly.'They never bring them back.'

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#4
A magician accidentally turned his wife into a sofa and his children into a pair of armchairs.They were rushed to hospital,and a while later the worried magician rang to check their condition. 'comfortable,'said the doctor.

Most beautiful picture in above -4

06.10.09, 23:06

__Mermaid__

do u know person above? (part 2)

06.10.09, 21:26

No i don't know her

Is the person above shy or not ?!

04.10.09, 22:30

Definetly not a shy type