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# How do u identify a true music lover? A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom and puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
# Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye. Ek callgirl ne niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye.
# Ma: Beta ladoo Khayega? Beta: Nahin Mama: Chocolate? Beta: Nahin Mama: Khana? Beta: Nahin Mama: Marjana apne peo te gaya hai, sirf jutiyan hi khayega.
# Gud afternoon. Aap g de sare pariwar nu sunday di lakh-lakh wadhahi hove. Parmatma kare aap g de jeevan de har hafte da satwan din Sunday hove. Happy Sunday.
# When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells you that you're cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear because love is BLIND!
# It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune to keep an ambitious wife; four eyes to keep a pretty wife.
# Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It's not because you are cute but bcoz my mom told me that devils have tails and I'm just wondering where's yours?
# Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
# A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad!
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Sharabi: Ruko, me glass leke ata hoon.
# How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom and puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
# Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye.
Ek callgirl ne niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye.
# Ma: Beta ladoo Khayega?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Chocolate?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Khana?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Marjana apne peo te gaya hai, sirf jutiyan hi khayega.
# Gud afternoon. Aap g de sare pariwar nu sunday di lakh-lakh wadhahi hove. Parmatma kare aap g de jeevan de har hafte da satwan din Sunday hove. Happy Sunday.
# When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells you that you're cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear because love is BLIND!
# It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune to keep an ambitious wife; four eyes to keep a pretty wife.
# Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It's not because you are cute but bcoz my mom told me that devils have tails and I'm just wondering where's yours?
# Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
# A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad!
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