Band
Tim Youngson
Tim plays guitar, and he sings a bit too. When he’s not playing guitar or singing you’ll probably see him at beach with Brad and Jared getting some epic rides and gnarly air. He’s pretty radical. His favourite band of all time is U2, once Bono visited him in a dream and gave him a cigar, I wonder what Freud would have said. He also gets heavily into Radiohead and “the” Muse. His dog once ate a human. That dog is dead now but he has another dog called Izzy who is pretty rad and doesn’t eat humans to the best of our knowledge. Tim is also responsible for most of the steriogram video diaries, also for the spelling mistakes in said diaries. Grace Jones once hit on him.
Brad Carter
Brad sings and plays guitar, he also raps poorly in his spare time as “tigerlicious”. He is allergic to eggs and avocado, and drives a blue Volvo sometimes. He doesn’t like to turn his cellphone off while on flights. You may know him as the voice of KFC. He can smell wireless internet up to 300 yards away. He has his fingers in a lot of pies. He once ate 45 weet-bix in one sitting, then he vomited for about half an hour, it was gross. He is the worst Liverpool supporter ever. Brad thinks that smoking doesn’t make you look cool. He hates cats.
Jake Adams
Jake plays bass and sings badly sometimes. He knows a lot of facts about a lot of things, but not enough to actually be of any use to anyone. He gets very grumpy when he is hungover. He doesn’t dance unless you ply him with a lot of liquor. And then it isn’t so much dancing as swaying on his feet. Jake has more nicknames than you can shake a stick at. He is the best golfer in steriogram but that really isn’t saying much. He hates corn on the cob and can’t abide coriander or cilantro. His favourite composers are all Russian, and all dead.
Jared Wrennall
Jared plays drums and sings beautiful harmonies. He loves animals and was once a vegetarian, but he liked cheeseburgers from McDonalds too much. He was very sad when Steve Irwin died. He holds 5 patents but they all involve toast and mayonnaise. When he gets excited his voice gets very high. He has released a hip hop album. He once contemplated getting a Heinekin tattoo, but instead decided on a Natasha Bedingfield one. He used to be infatuated with Britney Spears but she’s really gone to the dogs now. He was born on Valentine’s Day. He likes to collect stuffed toys from truckstops.
Tyson Kennedy
Tyson sings or raps or something, and likes to climb things. He loves cottage cheese. When he finds a song he likes he plays it over and over for months on end. He doesn’t believe in “too much of a good thing”. He is a very talented sleeper. When he was a child he was hit by a car at the speedway. He was okay. He enjoys croquet. Sometimes he hums in his sleep. He once broke his ankle on network television. He was okay. His hair has been going grey since he was 14. He has dreams of opening a pie shop. His middle name is Noel.