Check the net, I mean yeah even if I wanted to help you, it's pretty obvious that I can't do this in front of all these people :p It depends on how good you are and how protected the lan is. But paying for your own one wouldn't be that much deal for you, since I see that you're already using a computer. It can be not that expensive.
I can't remember her name. I was supposed to kill her cat, btw. The last time we talked she transformed into a slug and ran towards the moon while singing the trololo song. Nobody has seen her since then.