My life has been one great big joke,
A dance that's walked,
A song that's spoke,
I laugh so hard I almost choke,
When I think about myself.
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No person in the world ever lost anything by being nice to me.
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I consider myself a very nice person, really.
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love is voodoo
love is blind
love is blue
and can make
people feel it too


There is some self-interest behind every friendship.
There is no Friendship without self-interests.
This is a bitter truth.
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Until you make peace with who you are, you'll never be content with what you have.

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.