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*•. Myzєlf : иIrgHosH {u cαn cαll mE иEeR}
*•. яєรidєиcє : INDoRE meri jaan
*•. zσdiαc รigи :ScoRpiO
*•. αитigєи σи яbc : O+
*•. lσσkx : รмαят kυтє รєkzy
*•. fσllσwz : нiиdнυiรм
*•. cєятifiєd by :zedge'z v!ρ αccσυитz αรรσciαтiσи
here r some FACTS abt Ŋèéг™ the þÂŦËĻ ĐŪđΞ {NTPD}
nEer doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures nEer has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with nEer.
nEer does not sleep. He waits.
nEer counted to infinity - twice.
When nEer does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
nEer is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
nEer's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
nEer can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
nEer doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
nEer can slam a revolving door.
nEer does not get frostbite. nEer bites frost.
Contrary to popular belief, INDIA is not a democracy, it is a nEertatorship.
If you have five dollars and nEer has five dollars, nEer has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on nEer's computer. nEer is always in control.
Apple pays nEer 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
nEer can sneeze with his eyes open.
nEer can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
nEer destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
nEer can kill two stones with one bird.
When nEer calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out
There are no races, only countries of people nEer has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
When nEer falls in water, nEer doesn't get wet. Water gets nEer.
nEer’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
nEer doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
nEer can divide by zero.
A picture is worth a thousand words.nEer is worth 1 billion words.
While urinating, nEer is easily capable of welding titanium.
When nEer talks, everybody listens. And dies.
nEer invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink
nEer has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth
If you Google search "nEer getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen
James Cameron wanted nEer to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger
When nEer is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until nEer kicked one of the corners off
these all facts r collected frm ol DYING FANS of Ŋèéг™ the þÂŦËĻ ĐŪđΞ {NTPD}
he really roxx
*•. яєรidєиcє : INDoRE meri jaan
*•. zσdiαc รigи :ScoRpiO
*•. αитigєи σи яbc : O+
*•. lσσkx : รмαят kυтє รєkzy
*•. fσllσwz : нiиdнυiรм
*•. cєятifiєd by :zedge'z v!ρ αccσυитz αรรσciαтiσи
here r some FACTS abt Ŋèéг™ the þÂŦËĻ ĐŪđΞ {NTPD}
nEer doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures nEer has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with nEer.
nEer does not sleep. He waits.
nEer counted to infinity - twice.
When nEer does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
nEer is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
nEer's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
nEer can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
nEer doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
nEer can slam a revolving door.
nEer does not get frostbite. nEer bites frost.
Contrary to popular belief, INDIA is not a democracy, it is a nEertatorship.
If you have five dollars and nEer has five dollars, nEer has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on nEer's computer. nEer is always in control.
Apple pays nEer 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
nEer can sneeze with his eyes open.
nEer can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
nEer destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
nEer can kill two stones with one bird.
When nEer calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out
There are no races, only countries of people nEer has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
When nEer falls in water, nEer doesn't get wet. Water gets nEer.
nEer’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
nEer doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
nEer can divide by zero.
A picture is worth a thousand words.nEer is worth 1 billion words.
While urinating, nEer is easily capable of welding titanium.
When nEer talks, everybody listens. And dies.
nEer invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink
nEer has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth
If you Google search "nEer getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen
James Cameron wanted nEer to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger
When nEer is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until nEer kicked one of the corners off
these all facts r collected frm ol DYING FANS of Ŋèéг™ the þÂŦËĻ ĐŪđΞ {NTPD}
he really roxx
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