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happy weekends to u~

25 reasons why Chocolate is better than a man !

1. Chocolate is rich, dark and satisfying.
2.You’re never disappointed when you open the wrapper.
3. Chocolate doesn’t care how many pieces you’ve eaten before.
4.Chocolate always hits the spot.
5.Chocolate doesn’t secretly want to be eaten by your friend.
6.Chocolate doesn’t think the shopping channel is stupid.
7.Chocolate always smells good.
8.Chocolates wont ask ‘ am I the best ?’ or ‘how was it?’
9.It doesn’t sulk if you don’t want it first thing in the morning.
10.Chocolates are easy to pick up.
11.Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
12. You can suck a piece of chocolate even in front of your mother.
13.Chocolate never leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
14.Chocolate doesn’t mind what time of the month it is.
15.You don’t mind the brown stains left by chocolate.
16.With chocolates size doesn’t really matter its always good.
17.Chocolates do not wear white socks.
18.Chocolate doesn’t mind when u bite its nuts.
19.With chocolates you don’t have to be a virgin more than once.
20.‘ if u love me you’ll swallow that’ has real meaning with chocolate.
21.You can have more than one chocolate a night without ruining your reputation.
22.Chocolate doesn’t just think its smooth.
23.Chocolates aren’t into rope or leather.
24.You can tell just by looking at it, that it hasn’t been in anyone else’s mouth.
25. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

my pleasure

im riaz btw.. what ur name