Hi to all of you guys..! Don't worry I'm a NICE, SIMPLE and a very DOWN TO EARTH GUY

I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs and a bathroom where I can play baseball in and a king size tub big enough for ten plus me. I'll need a credit card that's got no limit and a big black jet with a bedroom in it gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet. I want a new tour bus full of old guitars my star on Hollywood Boulevard somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me . I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free. I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me. I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser get washed- up singers writing all my songs lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong.