A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew. 2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time. 3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf. 4. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists. 5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class. 6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do. 7. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before! 8. Since we're all here, let's start the service early. 9. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas. 10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
Good morning, David! (Although, you are now, perhaps, the evening?) I've always wanted to visit Mexico, we look at the ocean. But I do not permit finances. David, but I had better write - in English or in Spanish?
Buenos días, David! (Aunque, ahora que son, quizás, la noche?) Yo siempre he querido visitar Mexico, nos fijamos en el océano. Pero yo no lo permitan las finanzas. David, pero tuve una mejor escribir - en Inglés o en español?
Hola! Yo he estado súper bien.. Y tú? ... Gracias por pasar a saludar, ojalá hayas tenido un buen fin de semana. Kuidate mucho y nos estamos eskribiendo. Saludos!
Hola amigo, pues estoy bien y tu que tal? Algo cansado ya es tarde, me voy a dormir, mañana la escuela, la cual pues va bien del todo, algo pesada pero hay la llevo Bueno, buenas noches, cuidate, que tengas una buena semana
31 March 2010, 16:16
9 January 2010, 21:06
Nice uploads
14 November 2009, 07:52
11 March 2009, 01:21
16 February 2009, 12:27
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
16 February 2009, 08:35
Best wishes from Jokes Express Club
15 February 2009, 19:17
1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.
2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
4. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.
6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
7. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
8. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
9. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
15 January 2009, 04:20
13 January 2009, 03:24
David, but I had better write - in English or in Spanish?
Buenos días, David! (Aunque, ahora que son, quizás, la noche?) Yo siempre he querido visitar Mexico, nos fijamos en el océano. Pero yo no lo permitan las finanzas.
David, pero tuve una mejor escribir - en Inglés o en español?
12 January 2009, 18:13
Hola, David! Tiene un muy buen resultado en ruso. Yo vivo en un pequeño pueblo cerca de Moscú.
11 January 2009, 01:26
Hola. Hablo ruso. Mi nombre es Lily, y de cómo se llama?
9 January 2009, 06:16
8 December 2008, 01:33
Yo he estado súper bien.. Y tú? ...
Gracias por pasar a saludar, ojalá hayas tenido un buen fin
de semana.
Kuidate mucho y nos estamos eskribiendo.
Saludos!
4 November 2008, 20:22
22 September 2008, 05:52