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DURIANBLUE
14 November 2009, 07:52

ur welcome

kafecito
11 March 2009, 01:21

GRACIAS POR EL ADD SALUDOS

pride_forever
16 February 2009, 12:27

Taxi Driver

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

pride_forever
16 February 2009, 08:35

Have a nice day

Best wishes from Jokes Express Club

pride_forever
15 February 2009, 19:17

10 Things You Never Hear in Church

1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.
2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
4. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.
6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
7. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
8. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
9. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!

Lilian555
15 January 2009, 04:20

Buenos días, David! Me alegro de que usted visita! Le deseo buen humor!

Lilian555
13 January 2009, 03:24

Good morning, David! (Although, you are now, perhaps, the evening?) I've always wanted to visit Mexico, we look at the ocean. But I do not permit finances.
David, but I had better write - in English or in Spanish?

Buenos días, David! (Aunque, ahora que son, quizás, la noche?) Yo siempre he querido visitar Mexico, nos fijamos en el océano. Pero yo no lo permitan las finanzas.
David, pero tuve una mejor escribir - en Inglés o en español?

Lilian555
12 January 2009, 18:13

Hello, David! You have a very good result in Russian. I live in a small village near Moscow.

Hola, David! Tiene un muy buen resultado en ruso. Yo vivo en un pequeño pueblo cerca de Moscú.

Lilian555
11 January 2009, 01:26

Здравствуйте. Я говорю по-русски. Меня зовут Лилия, а как ваше имя?

Hola. Hablo ruso. Mi nombre es Lily, y de cómo se llama?

Lilian555
9 January 2009, 06:16

Hello, I unfortunately do not know English, translate with the help of a computer, so forgive me if I say something wrong. Happiness and good luck!

Freak_s
8 December 2008, 01:33

Hola!
Yo he estado súper bien.. Y tú? ...
Gracias por pasar a saludar, ojalá hayas tenido un buen fin
de semana.
Kuidate mucho y nos estamos eskribiendo.
Saludos!

computer77
4 November 2008, 20:22

hello, no problem

North_Pole
22 September 2008, 05:52

Hola amigo, pues estoy bien y tu que tal? Algo cansado ya es tarde, me voy a dormir, mañana la escuela, la cual pues va bien del todo, algo pesada pero hay la llevo Bueno, buenas noches, cuidate, que tengas una buena semana