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Gender:: Male
Age:: 35
Occupation:: Employed
Status:: Single
Phone:: Nokia N95
Country:: Mexico
Hometown:: Distrito federal
Joined:: 17 November, 2007

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DURIANBLUE - 14 November, 2009 08:03
To all my friends can you rate my ringtones,thank you :)
simsyes - 9 October, 2009 00:38
Naaaaa da
juancarlos0022 - 15 September, 2009 22:01
Hola QuE TaL !!!!!
klarkyn - 14 September, 2009 18:06
a huevo !! AMERICA 1-0 GUADALAJARA !!!
drabusamy - 3 August, 2009 12:59

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DURIANBLUE
14 November 2009, 07:52

ur welcome

kafecito
11 March 2009, 01:21

GRACIAS POR EL ADD SALUDOS

pride_forever
16 February 2009, 12:27

Taxi Driver

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

pride_forever
16 February 2009, 08:35

Have a nice day

Best wishes from Jokes Express Club

pride_forever
15 February 2009, 19:17

10 Things You Never Hear in Church

1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.
2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
4. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.
6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
7. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
8. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
9. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!

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