dangerwithin

People troubled with "ZOMBIES"

Don't worry i'm here to advise!!!

here's what you can do!!!

10. Throw records
Doesn't really kill zombies, but it's one hell of a way to clean up a bad record collection.

9. Chainsaw
The chainsaw can cut through even the thickest skull and will destroy a brain in seconds.

8. Toaster
When swung by the cord, one can get incredible velocity; also makes toast.

7. Hammer
Another popular tool. Good for the strong and weak alike, and perfect for the novice zombie killer.

6. Fire poker
Heavy, well sized, and very versatile, serving the stab-happy and blunt-crazy zombie killer alike.

5. Pump-action shotgun
Most movie characters are terrible with the shotgun, but it'll always be a popular choice.

4. The Old Door Trick
When zombies try to come in, slam the door on its head.

3. Rocket Launcher
Legend has it a U.S. college student wrote an essay called, "The Best Way to Kill a Zombie is with a Rocket Launcher." Who could argue with that?

2. "The View"
To kill a zombie, you must destroy its brain, and what better way to do that than seeing ash films? It will be shocked that being human some1 else has no expressions at all!!!

1. Motorcycle
Go Milla Jovovich! Her scene riding her bike down the aisle of a church in RE:2 was amazing. A must in any zombie invasion.

Disclaimer: Please don't come crying to me if by mistakeu killed yourself or u became a zombie yourself u idiotic goofup!!!
everything i said here is a lie and if you did't get it by now then YOU R A ZOMBIE YOU FREAK!!!!!