Some quotes, I like to use:
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"If I am not there yet, then I am pretty much gettin there"

"It's only funny until someone gets hurt, & then it's just hilarious!"

"If I get to it, then I am pretty darn good at it"

"Love me or hate me, but I am the best thing that has happened to you"

"S*** happens, (A lot)"

"Most of my s*** is bull-s***, but It's good bull-s***"

"There is no point in beating a dead horse, but for once if you may feel that beating the dead, helpless animal will make your life that much better, then I say go on, and knock yourself out"

"If no ones had it fair, then why should you?"
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My "5 things to do before i die" List:

1. Fall in Love/Get married & make babies(must be a great feelin'....)

2. Visit the American country-side (I just love the smell of wet-mud out there)

3. Get involved in the "Big Brother" pragramme (not talking about the shitty reality show, but a social programme where you actually get privileges & rights to adopt an orphan and take him out once a week.)

4. SkyDiving (heellll yeaahhhh!!!!)

5. Sucker-Punch a stranger. (I dont know why? but the thought of which is very fascinating, besides I think I am sadistic enough to include it on the list any way.