alien_being

You there...staring at this...yeah, i'm talking to you. So, you wanna know more about me, eh?

Well, let's start at the beginning. I'm friendly..ask either of my two remaining friends, they'll vouch for it (i don't know if the second one counts, she's an imaginary friend)

I'm the archetypal male Adonis...tall, dark and handsome...well, alrite I am tall and dark, but the jury is still out on handsome...the wheels of justice turn oh so slowly in India.

I haven't got a big ego either, but I guess you already figured that out for yourself.

I'm irreverent, use big words to impress hapless individuals all the time but i decided to cut you some slack. That's because I kind of like you. Don't take that personally, capiche?

I love yapping (not all the time though) and keeping my room a mess. That's because I know exactly where stuff is inside that pile of mile-high rubbish (I know some of you guys understand exactly where I'm coming from).

I share a wonderful love-hate relationship with women...they hate me, I love them and so the circle of life is complete.

But what is this, that time when the class teacher asked you to give an introduction of yourself to a classroom of guys looking at you the way a fat kid does at a candy shop? It takes two to tango, so fill in that little text box that allows you to send me a message and let's take it from there, right? See ya later!