Details
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 21
- Occupation:
- Student
- Status:
- In Love
- Phone:
- LG GW520
- Country:
- Angola
- Hometown:
- Luanda
- Joined:
- 17 December, 2009
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Interests
Favorite activities
Sleeping at home...
Favorite music
Hip hop, Soul and Rnb...
Favorite movies
The island, condemned, Predator...
Favorite TV-shows
House, grey´s anatomy, malcom in the midle, the simpsons, family guy...
Favorite books
Faculty books...
Favorite games
Gears of war, call of duty, g force...
Heroes
My little sister Monalisa i love her...
Dislikes
When you are in deep trouble, say nothing, and try to look like you know what you´re doing...
My phone
LG GW520
Display size 240x400
2714 Zedgers have selected this phone
742nd most popular phone on Zedge
About
Studying Accounting and Management 
Technician of computer science
Adept of computer games
With the broken heart
Music makes well
Films worse still
Soap operas one craft
Soccer and woman is craft
Soccer and beer craft too
Computer and woman approved internationally
I´m just trying to have fun
ATM
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.
Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:
MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
Technician of computer science
Adept of computer games
With the broken heart
Music makes well
Films worse still
Soap operas one craft
Soccer and woman is craft
Soccer and beer craft too
Computer and woman approved internationally
I´m just trying to have fun
ATM
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.
Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:
MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
14 April 2012, 22:39
3 April 2012, 13:20
Btw, psychology is still killing you?
Aww what a cute avatar
29 March 2012, 19:29
Yea, I'm fine. I hope you are fine too.
18 March 2012, 10:35
6 March 2012, 14:28