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Wald3mar
Gender:
Male
Age:
21
Occupation:
Student
Status:
In Love
Phone:
LG GW520
Country:
Angola
Hometown:
Luanda
Joined:
17 December, 2009

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46Uploads
268Guestbook
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Interests

Favorite activities

Sleeping at home...

Favorite music

Hip hop, Soul and Rnb...

Favorite movies

The island, condemned, Predator...

Favorite TV-shows

House, grey´s anatomy, malcom in the midle, the simpsons, family guy...

Favorite books

Faculty books...

Favorite games

Gears of war, call of duty, g force...

Heroes

My little sister Monalisa i love her...

Dislikes

When you are in deep trouble, say nothing, and try to look like you know what you´re doing...

My phone
LG GW520

LG GW520

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About
Studying Accounting and Management
Technician of computer science
Adept of computer games
With the broken heart
Music makes well
Films worse still
Soap operas one craft
Soccer and woman is craft
Soccer and beer craft too
Computer and woman approved internationally
I´m just trying to have fun





ATM

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.


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    paulincia117 - 14 April, 2012 22:39
    Some things will never change...
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    Show me your Love baby.......
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    Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face!
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    __Thakur__ - 26 January, 2011 00:55
    Erasing U FrOm My Heart & mind was NeVeR Easy :-(
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    __The__Boss - 24 January, 2011 18:19
    "i will back soon..Daniel"
Guestbook
 paulincia117
14 April 2012, 22:39
 paulincia117
3 April 2012, 13:20
Well, I had bad few days but I'm okay.
Btw, psychology is still killing you? I hope not.
Aww what a cute avatar
 paulincia117
29 March 2012, 19:29
Hi bro
Yea, I'm fine. I hope you are fine too.
 paulincia117
18 March 2012, 10:35
 paulincia117
6 March 2012, 14:28
Hi bro

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