Tankhand

I'm just a simple guy who has simple pleasures.

I like to take a Hobo's bag and dig through it in front of him and take what I feel is mine. I like to eat at the local Soup Kitchen for the homeless and go back for 2nd's and 3rd's even though I have a job and a home. Then catch a homeless person outside and beat him for his shoes and then throw them away because they don't fit. Go to church and just keep asking "Why?" Push Midgits down and yell at them " YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME? " And then pick them up and put them on a high shelf where they can't get down and then leave. I like to sit across from a begger that's asking for food and eat my lunch, and not offer him any. Hold street fights for mentally retarded people and bet money on them and run away after the last fight before Mongo the retard demands his cut of the money.