PilyoBoi

aside from being helplessly charming, theres one thing that i hate doing most: its kissing my own ass. so ill spare you the trouble of reading an endless list of my uhm... good traits such as being chocolate-coated-chocolate-with-chocolate-sauce-type-of-sweet, witty even if i only have an average of 4 hours of sleep, pasensyoso and mabait (heck id even
bring you a giant siopao for breakfast even if i have to walk the whole stretch of EDSA), and take note of this, im one of probably a handful of people who could be baduy and maporma at the same time.
no, i wont be telling you any of those cause that would blow away my cover as don juan de marco sans the tacky costume. im not even gonna tell you that id make a lei out of the stars in the sky so you could you wear it on our way to bora, which happens to be my most favorite place in the galaxy (yes, ive been to venus and im telling you its just gas). but i wont be doing that cause logic always gets in the way.
and since you have no way of knowing who i truly am, you might as well content yourself with the crude portraits i have on this site. but you can always try