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Fastest thing in the World...!!

Guys in the University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common
question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in
your mind.

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON
THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

BOLO TARA RA RA HOYE.....

__Maseeh__
Today, 11:22

__Maseeh__
Today, 00:19

__Maseeh__
Today, 00:03

Cutieniks
Today, 08:36

nhi no1 is a heroo..

RamizZzRaja
Today, 13:01

OK bro . . . time to go now . . . c u online soon . . . TC . . . Allah Hafiz . . .

RamizZzRaja
Today, 12:59

2nd year . . . Hmmmm Good . . . subject kon sa hai . . . ???

Fairy_Princ3ss
Today, 12:49

jst to confirm

RamizZzRaja
Today, 12:47

bas yar ma bhi aj kal farig hi hon . . . recently maine b.com complete kiya hai or abhi MBA ma admission liya hai per classes JAN k end ma start honi hain . . .

apki study kahan tak phunchi . . . ???

Fairy_Princ3ss
Today, 12:43

id ??

Fairy_Princ3ss
Today, 12:40

i told you.. u are not on ma list...

RamizZzRaja
Today, 12:35

bhai bhole hote tu naam yaad na hota . . . or waise bhi ap pro or name bhi change karte rehte ho . . .

or sunao kya ho raha hai aj kal . . . ???

RamizZzRaja
Today, 12:30

i think maine pehle bhi tumhara pro visit kiya hai . . . Waqas Anna shayed iss name se pro tha . . . ???

Fairy_Princ3ss
Today, 12:27

live...

RamizZzRaja
Today, 12:22

Nice pro . . .