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Quote of user: john_nills

A 95 yr old man sucks his 90 yr old wife's breast for half hour and drinks two drops of milk and dies.
Postmortem report: Died because of drinking something after expiry date


• Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death




Q: Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy?



Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.