Jan - I smacked Feb - I licked Mar - I ripped the dress of Apr - I empregnated May - I enslaved Jun - I puked at Jul - I will pile driver Aug - I fought with Sep - I bite Oct - I hammered Nov - I slashed Dec - I had s**x with
seCond, add yOur biRth dAy: 1 - George Bush 2 - Saddam Hussein 3 - Marilyn Monroe 4 - Elvis Prestley 5 - Michael Jackson 6 - Donald Duck 7 - the Care Bears 8 - Ronald McDonald 9 - Peter Parker 10 - Superman 11 - Woody Woodpecker 12 - Jenna Jameson 13 - Robert Duvall 14 - the Ghost Buster Mascot 15 - the beauty and the beast 16 - Aladdin 17 - Osama Bin Laden 18 - Alibaba and the forty thieves 19 - Conan the Barbarian 20 - Goldie Hawn 21 - Mariah Carey 22 - Bob Marley 23 - Tupac Shakur 24 - James Bond 25 - Mr. and Mrs. Smith 26 - Buffy the vampire slayer 27 - Scooby Doo 28 - Courage the cowardly dog 29 - Sponge Bob Squarepants 30 - Adolf H****r 31 - Benito Mussolini
aNd thiRd, pick tHe LAST Letter fRom yOur nAme:
A - because Sadako's hair smells awful B - because he can't go to college C - because I'm beautiful D - because my breath stinks E - because I'm not wearing underpants F - because I ate salt for breakfast G - because I s**k big time H - because of my dead nails I - because I'm married J - because he can't find a wife K - because I need a pair of pants L - because my mom is sweet M - because my dad is an adulterer N - because I have split personality O - because I dont want to study P - because I stink Q - because I'm not paying my taxes R - because I'm bald S - because my dog is a cripple T - because I'm a v****n U - because I drowned in a glass of water V - because I blew up The Eiffel Tower W - because I have a square nut X - because he ate rocks for lunch Y - because he's ugly Z - because I dont have a condom in my wallet
Jan - I smacked Feb - I licked Mar - I ripped the dress of Apr - I empregnated May - I enslaved Jun - I puked at Jul - I will pile driver Aug - I fought with Sep - I bite Oct - I hammered Nov - I slashed Dec - I had s**x with
seCond, add yOur biRth dAy: 1 - George Bush 2 - Saddam Hussein 3 - Marilyn Monroe 4 - Elvis Prestley 5 - Michael Jackson 6 - Donald Duck 7 - the Care Bears 8 - Ronald McDonald 9 - Peter Parker 10 - Superman 11 - Woody Woodpecker 12 - Jenna Jameson 13 - Robert Duvall 14 - the Ghost Buster Mascot 15 - the beauty and the beast 16 - Aladdin 17 - Osama Bin Laden 18 - Alibaba and the forty thieves 19 - Conan the Barbarian 20 - Goldie Hawn 21 - Mariah Carey 22 - Bob Marley 23 - Tupac Shakur 24 - James Bond 25 - Mr. and Mrs. Smith 26 - Buffy the vampire slayer 27 - Scooby Doo 28 - Courage the cowardly dog 29 - Sponge Bob Squarepants 30 - Adolf H****r 31 - Benito Mussolini
aNd thiRd, pick tHe LAST Letter fRom yOur nAme:
A - because Sadako's hair smells awful B - because he can't go to college C - because I'm beautiful D - because my breath stinks E - because I'm not wearing underpants F - because I ate salt for breakfast G - because I s**k big time H - because of my dead nails I - because I'm married J - because he can't find a wife K - because I need a pair of pants L - because my mom is sweet M - because my dad is an adulterer N - because I have split personality O - because I dont want to study P - because I stink Q - because I'm not paying my taxes R - because I'm bald S - because my dog is a cripple T - because I'm a v****n U - because I drowned in a glass of water V - because I blew up The Eiffel Tower W - because I have a square nut X - because he ate rocks for lunch Y - because he's ugly Z - because I dont have a condom in my wallet