TOP 5 ALL-TIME FUNNIEST FIRST POSTS POSTED ON GUESTBOOKS ...My Personal Favorites
1. "You have a cool profile, can we be friends?"
(There wasn't even anything on the girl's profile except a picture showing an excess in cleavage
) 2. "Hello my dear, nice profile. How are you? I'm fine"
(C'mon! I bet she didn't ask if you were
)3. "Do you have YM or MSN? Add me (insert messenger address here)"
(Wow...this is just way too desperate
)4. *No message posted but posted a mile long assortment of pictures
(Why would anyone want a picture of a horse, a cat, a fish, a building, or landscape....there must be some cryptic message behind this
)5. "Hello from (insert country name here)"
(You must be really famous...a whole country wants to greet you
)
Please note:
I rarely accept random friendship requests. And if i do add you and you never talk to me, i reserve the right to delete you from my list with extreme prejudice (unless you were in a situation like being stranded on a deserted island and had no internet connection, which of course isn't your fault. Haha). I'm not here to put as many people as i can on my firends list...this ain't a contest and my ego doesn't need the boost.
Don't expect me to call you "Honey", "Baby", "Dear", "Sweetie", "Darling", or any of that cheap crap to butter you up. To me it plainly screams "Hey, pathetic loser trying to get your attention here".
I don't mind silent visits. Looking is free. Touching will cost you
Favorite activities
Collecting lame pick-up lines posted on girls guestbooks...then laughing at them later, Profile-hopping, Stealing office supplies
Favorite music
Alternative, Heavy Metal, Classic Rock, Classical, Pop, R&B, Blues
Favorite movies
Anything that doesn't make me think out loud "Gawd! Why i am i watching this crap!?"
Favorite TV-shows
(see description on "favorite movies")
Favorite books
Light enough to take to the toilet, Long enough to be entertaining, Smart enough to be interesting
Favorite games
Messing with other people's minds.
Heroes
Never watched it....
Dislikes
Idiotic logic, People who allow others to use their accounts...its like sharing a toothbrush. My institute's head
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