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Gender:: Male
Age:: 24
Occupation:: Employed
Status:: Single
Phone:: Nokia 6300
Country:: Belarus
Hometown:: Brest
Joined:: 27 May, 2008

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MegaGuns - 5 July, 2009 20:04
Blend of hate n intense desire...putrify...vile...surreal...
marc1804 - 29 June, 2009 20:18

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pride_forever
15 February 2009, 19:16

10 Things You Never Hear in Church

1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.
2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
4. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.
6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
7. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
8. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
9. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!

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