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What is your favourite sport?22.07.09, 15:44
swimming 
hmmm think i was a fish in my past life 
Can i be your gf or bf for a week25.02.09, 09:23
you mean not one night stand but one week stand? 
neh..that's exhausting
Post what is in ur mind this min25.02.09, 09:20
i got drinks for that snaks Spread the Word of Love13.02.09, 11:26
For hopeless-romantic and young at heart. Spread the words of love at this very start.... 
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ALL!!!
Keep One, Drop One (The Sequel)26.01.09, 15:54
angel kiss 
person above angel or devil?10.01.09, 18:02
angel.. in disguise The Truth of being a Nurse10.01.09, 13:53
Nurses.... Nurses.... You Know You're a Nurse If...
* You believe that every patient needs TLC, diazepam and haloperidol
* You would like to meet the inventor of the Nurses Call Buzzer some night in dark alley
* You believe not all patients are annoying, some are unconscious
* Your sense of humor gets more warped each year
* You can only tell time by 24 hours clock
* Almost everything can seem humorous... eventually
* When asked what color that patients diarrhea was - you show them your shoes
* You know the smell of different diarrhea to identify it
* You can tell the pharmacist more about the medications they are dispensing than they know
* You refuse to watch ER because it is too much like the real thing and it triggers flashbacks
* You check the Caller ID on your day off to see if anyone from hospital is trying to call and ask you to work
* You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone at another table throw up
* You noticed that you are using 4 letter words that you did before you start nursing
* Everytime someone asks you for a pen, you can find at least 4 of them on you
* You can intubate your friends at parties
* You don't get too excited of the blood, unless it's your own
* You live by the motto " To be right is only half the battle, to convince the doctors is more difficult"
* You have told a confused patient that your name was that of your co-worker and to call if they need help
* You can able to hold your bladder for more than half a day and there is no need of doing bladder scan
* You find yourself checking out other customer's veins in grocery waiting lines
* You can sleep soundly at the hospital cafeteria table on your dinner break and not be embarrassed when you wake up
* You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for the fear that they will drop near you and you have to do CPR on your day off
* You have ever referred to someone's death as a transfer to the "Eternal Care Unit"
* You have ever wanted to hold a seminar tittled " SUICIDE... Doing it Right "
* You have ever had a patient look you straight in the eye and say " I have no idea how that get stuck in there "
* You have ever had to leave a patients room before you begin to laugh uncontrollably
* You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience
* You have seen more p*****s than any prostitutes
* You disbelieve 90% of what you are told and 75% of what you see
keep one drop one17.11.08, 16:58
your bra 
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