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30 October 2009, 13:47
14 October 2009, 12:21
Types of Farts! Eeww digusting
ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.
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ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.
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TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out.
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JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.
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DONKEY FART= Your ass is the only one that can do it.
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GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.
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HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.
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SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.
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TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.
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OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells.
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ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.
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NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"
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14 October 2009, 12:15
Think Positive
his is nice - finding positive out of every negative - which we don't always manage to do.
I am thankful...
1. For the husband who snores all night, because he is at home asleep with me and not with someone else.
2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes, because that means she is at home & not on the streets.
3. For the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed.
4. For the mess to clean after a party because it means that I have been surrounded by friends.
5. For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat.
6. For my shadow that watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine.
7. For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need cleaning because it means I have a home.
8. For all the complaining I hear about the government because it means that we have freedom of speech.
9. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation.
10. For the noise I have to bear from my neighbours because it means that I can hear.
11. For the pile of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear.
12. For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means I have been capable of working hard.
13. For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means that I am still alive.
AND FINALLY ....... For received e-mails because it means I have friends who are thinking of me, at least.
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14 October 2009, 12:13
1. What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip .
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2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
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3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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4. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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6. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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7. What is height of Honesty?
A. pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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8. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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9. What is height of De-hydration?
A. giving milk powder.
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4 October 2009, 09:04