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rubabez

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Joined: 23 Jun 08
From: Pakistan
Posts: 55

report post Post #7813 July 2008, 18:55 
6 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women:
1. U can trade an old 45 for a new 22!
2. U can admire a friend's gun & he lets u try it!
3. Ur gun stays with u even if u run out of ammunition!
4. Guns function normally everyday!
5. A gun doesn't mind if u fall asleep after using it!
6. Most importantly,u can buy a silencer for a gun!

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matinho_91

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Joined: 6 Feb 08
From: Poland
Posts: 48

report post Post #7823 July 2008, 19:02 
Chelsea FC fan is going to the libary and he's asking inside:
- Could u give me book " Chelsea FC Champions of England" ?
And women response:
- Fantasy is on the 2nd deck...
hahaha [ btw sry for my English ;p ]
U're in room with Chelsea FC fan and wolf. U have two bulltes. What u should do? Shoot CHelsea fan two times ;p

rubabez

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From: Pakistan
Posts: 55

report post Post #7833 July 2008, 19:18 
A Cellfone is like a Woman:

Talks Non-Stop!

Costs a Fortune!

Disturbs when U are Busy!

When U need it Urgently,there's No Service!

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rubabez

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From: Pakistan
Posts: 55

report post Post #7843 July 2008, 19:23 
"Talking once to a genius is equal to the knowledge of reading books for a month" is a Chinese proverb. . .
so feel free to contact me anytime!

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i_luv_tulip

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Joined: 13 Apr 08
From: Malaysia
Posts: 797

report post Post #7854 July 2008, 02:10 
CONFUSING ENGLISH!!!

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to Make terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around Several times, does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ???

RAJKUMAR2007

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Joined: 28 May 07
From: India
Posts: 15962

report post Post #7864 July 2008, 02:33 
Worried about their less than exciting sex life, a young wife sent her husband to a therapist who wound up treating him with self-hypnosis. And, to her joy, everything got much better.

However, she could not help but notice that each night, early into their lovemaking, the husband would dash out to the bathroom for several minutes.

This tormented her until finally, one night, she followed him.

There, in front of the mirror, she found him applying this therapeutic technique: "She's not my wife... She's not my wife...She's not my wife..."

Jaaan_e_awwash

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Joined: 7 Mar 08
From: United Arab Emirates
Posts: 9

report post Post #7874 July 2008, 06:11 
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Jaaan_e_awwash

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Joined: 7 Mar 08
From: United Arab Emirates
Posts: 9

report post Post #7884 July 2008, 07:32 
"Paul seems to be a very bright boy,
but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. "
The mother wrote back the next day :
" If you find a solution, please advise.

Jaaan_e_awwash

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Joined: 7 Mar 08
From: United Arab Emirates
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report post Post #7894 July 2008, 19:59 
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

Becoz An Apple a Day Keeps a Doctor Away!!!

XX_prince_XX

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Joined: 5 Jun 08
From: Iraq
Posts: 36

report post Post #7905 July 2008, 10:29 
A Kid asks: 'Daddy? How did I come into this world? The Daddy Answered: ' Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way, The Kid asked again: 'So why not today?' The Dad Respond: Please, listen carefully: Mom and Dad met each other in an internet café. In that café, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we didn't use any firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus.

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