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aliosha384

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Joined: 25 Sep 09
From: Canada
Posts: 83

Post #1621Today, 19:16 
"Holy Cow!" exclaims a brunette. Her blonde friend turns around and says "where?"

Bankboyz

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Joined: 11 Nov 09
From: Nigeria
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Post #1622Today, 07:20 
A huband n a wife
wife:look a thief has entered our kitchen n he is eating the cake i made.
Huband:whom should i call now.police or ambulance "http://wap.mtnonline.com/browse.php?u=Oi8vYXBwLnplZGdlLm5ldC9zdGF0aWMvc21pbGV5cy9td193MDB0LmdpZg%3D%3D&b=61"> [/quote]

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Lex14

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From: Romania
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Post #1623Today, 09:41 
If you require my help,I strongly recommend you to try with confidence another person.

Dark_Asylum

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Joined: 4 Nov 09
From: United Kingdom
Posts: 57

Post #1624Today, 08:21 
Two men were hunting in the woods when, all of a sudden, one man had a heart attack. The other called 911. Someone answered, and he said, "You've gotta come help me. The guy I was hunting with had a heart attack and is dead."
The person said, "Well, you've gotta make sure that he is dead."

So the hunter said, "Okay." Then he left the phone, there was a long pause, then a gun shot.
The hunter got back on the phone and said "Okay, now what?"

Smanv

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Joined: 15 Aug 09
From: Ireland
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Post #1625Today, 16:54 
Two bondles walkin to a bar ya think they have seen it

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m_not_angel

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Joined: 11 Jun 09
From: Malaysia
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Post #1626Today, 17:16 
a husband and wife, just had an argument...were driving along past a barn...
where there are herd of cows, buffaloes, goats, etc...

to end the quietness between them...the husband asked,
"relative of yours?"

"yep!" replied the wife... "in-laws!"

taneemqureshi2

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Joined: 21 Nov 09
From: India
Posts: 1

Post #1627Today, 08:54 

Quote of user: Quitter

Ok so I thought I'd post this topic here since the other one was in the General Section
So post whatever jokes you've got and let's keep this civil (if that's possible )

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caribbeanblue

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Joined: 31 May 09
From: Qatar
Posts: 382

Post #1628Today, 09:06 
blood test
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for a blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying profusely.
The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I came for a urine test !

luke982

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Joined: 18 Jul 09
From: New Zealand
Posts: 53

Post #1629Today, 23:08 
whats wrong with fish? long time no sea

luke982

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Joined: 18 Jul 09
From: New Zealand
Posts: 53

Post #1630Today, 23:09 
what did the tie say to the hat? you go ahead and ill hang around

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