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liquiddreams88

Joined: 8 Nov 06
From: Azerbaijan
Posts: 20

Post #161111 December 2009, 04:01

A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"))))

andreashok

Joined: 5 Oct 08
From: India
Posts: 35

Post #161211 December 2009, 13:53

Son: Mom! Last night when I opened the door of the bathroom, the light turned on automatically, isn't that strange?
Mother: Scoundrel!! Again you peed in the fridge??

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caribbeanblue

Joined: 31 May 09
From: Qatar
Posts: 446

Post #161311 December 2009, 14:23

A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

bena02

Joined: 28 Oct 09
From: Nigeria
Posts: 2

Post #161411 December 2009, 15:54

Went to the poultry to buy some eggs. "can i get some eggs please?". Sorry, we don't have. The hens are using condoms because the are afraid of STD.

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SOMALALTU

Joined: 31 Oct 09
From: India
Posts: 1

Post #161512 December 2009, 01:23

A MAN GO A MEAT SHOP AND ASK THE POLTRY'S PRICE.
Shop man Ask this is 120/kg,and this is 75/kg.
MAN SHOK AND ASK HIM WHY THE DIF PRICE AT SAME THINGS,
Shop man ask 75/kg poltry have AIDS so,
THEN man ask the shop man that give me 75's poltry,cos Iwant 2 eat it DOnt' RAIP.

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liquiddreams88

Joined: 8 Nov 06
From: Azerbaijan
Posts: 20

Post #161612 December 2009, 02:00

What do you get when you eat a blackberry? Bluetooth)))

liquiddreams88

Joined: 8 Nov 06
From: Azerbaijan
Posts: 20

Post #161712 December 2009, 02:12

There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot.
One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.
The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito
The next day?
Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria?!!!!!
What a touching story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

adica107

Joined: 25 Oct 09
From: Serbia
Posts: 187

Post #161820 December 2009, 00:52

a woman took her dog to the vet.She said : i think my dog is dead.
The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box.The cat walked all over dog and the dog didn't move."Yes your dog is dead" said the doctor
"How much do I owe you" asks the lady
"345 $ "says the doctor
"345$??!!" lady asks
"Yes 45 for the office visit and 300 for the cat scan"

sachin218

Joined: 9 Nov 09
From: India
Posts: 1

Post #161921 December 2009, 19:01

Quote of user: Quitter

Ok so I thought I'd post this topic here since the other one was in the General Section
So post whatever jokes you've got and let's keep this civil (if that's possible )

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aliosha384