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varnasky

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From: Bulgaria
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Post #39123 January 2008, 21:47
My grandfather always said, "Don' watch your money: whatch your health." So one day while i was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather

Lingwan

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From: Singapore
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Post #39224 January 2008, 05:45
ten Goldfish in a tank,. too bad one goldfish die.
l took it out of the tank so will the water level increase or decrease?
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. will increase cus the 9 goldfish were too sad about its death and all cried.. . . . . -._- ''

Lingwan

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From: Singapore
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Post #39324 January 2008, 05:46
other than your legs can run, what other parts of your body can run too?

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NOSE cus Running nose . .

_shahaha_

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From: Singapore
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Post #39424 January 2008, 05:47
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Lingwan

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From: Singapore
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Post #39524 January 2008, 05:50
2 cocrodiles living in between two fields.
at one side of fields live 2 pigs. one day the food there had finished
so these 2 pigs wanted to swim over to other side but thay have to pass by the 2 hungry cocrodiles.

so the first pig went over . . . . cocrodiles see it and eaten the pig..

so next pig go over but nothin happen .. why???


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cus the 2nd cocrodile is a vegterian. dont like to eat meats .

hahahaha..

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Post #39624 January 2008, 10:00
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

lynxeffect

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From: United Kingdom
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Post #39724 January 2008, 10:09
Husband & wife are in the bathroom when the door bell rings, the wife wraps a towel round her & runs down stairs to answer the door. It's their next door neighbour. He says to the wife, "i'll give you £500 if you drop your towel right now" she says "okay, sounds worth it to me, £500 for 5 seconds" she drops the towel & sure enough the neighbour gives her £500. She closes the door, runs back upstairs & into the bathroom. Husband asks "who was at the door?" "Oh it was Bob from next door" she replies", husband then says "did he say anything about the "£500 he owes me?"

Quitter

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Post #39824 January 2008, 10:14
a man was cornered by a lion.
he prayed, "Lord, please make this lion a christian."
the lion suddenly knelt down and prayed, "Blessed this food that i am about to recieve through Christ our Lord, amen."

Love_Me_

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Joined: 23 Aug 07
From: India
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Post #39925 January 2008, 13:01
From H.A.L. Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.

neznati

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Joined: 25 Feb 05
From: Croatia
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Post #40025 January 2008, 19:13
how do the chinese gave names to their kids????



they drop a metal can down the stairs and what sound it makes thats the name

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