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tejasviiii

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Joined: 19 Jun 12
From: India
Posts: 358

Post #219113 September 2012, 17:56
On a romantic date sardar?s girl friend asks him:

?Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring??
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He said: ?Sure ! What?s your phone number??

_flipsyde

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From: India
Posts: 9241

Post #219213 September 2012, 19:33
Quote for the day-
An Apple a day keeps billion dollars away!! . . Said by someone called SAMSUNG!! :P

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isaacfiga

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Joined: 24 Sep 12
From: Ghana
Posts: 1

Post #219328 September 2012, 12:36
if a single teacher can't teach all the subject then why do u expect a single student to learn all the subject

This post has been edited 1 time. The last edit took place 28.09.12, 12:37.

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gazishahariar

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Joined: 1 Oct 12
From: Bangladesh
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Post #21942 October 2012, 07:32
one day a boy said a girl i love u more than my life.girl said oh that good.boy said i would do everything for u.then girl said can u lay a egg for me?

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Electripresent

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From: India
Posts: 3477

Post #21953 October 2012, 05:50
ok i know its an old one but still..

A-Why are you so upsat?

B-I read an heartwrenching book today.

A-Which book?

B-My bank's passbook.

TexasBandit

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Joined: 7 Oct 12
From: United States
Posts: 8

Post #21968 October 2012, 00:56
Yellow Mustard tried to become the world's #1 Condiment

But it couldn't KETCHUP

Vikkytonto

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Joined: 12 Oct 12
From: Nigeria
Posts: 4

Post #219712 October 2012, 14:28
You buy your girlfriend
a
phone and another guy
buys for
her Airtime......
That Is Division of Labour.

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DJ_Ivory

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Joined: 25 Jun 09
From: Greece
Posts: 2263

Post #219812 October 2012, 14:59
Buffy, a blonde, needed some extra cash, so she begged her friend at the highway department for a job - any job at all.

"Sure," he said. "I always have job openings to paint the lines down the center of the roads. Would you be interested in painting stripes?"

Buffy agreed and began working immediately. The first day she painted five miles of stripes. The next day she painted three miles. But on the third day, she only painted one mile of stripes.

The supervisor took Buffy aside and asked her what was wrong. "You worked so hard and painted so fast the first couple of days. Why are you working so slowly now?"

Buffy replied, "Because the bucket keeps getting farther away."

Vikkytonto

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From: Nigeria
Posts: 4

Post #219913 October 2012, 04:57
JOKE: Sunday School
Class: Akpos
went to Sunday school
Teacher: Who can tell me
the
surname of Lazarus
whom Christ
raised from the dead?
(After much
thoughtfulness
brother Akpos gives it a
try)
Akpos: His surname name
na
Comfort.
Teacher: how did u come
about
that?
Akpos: It is in the bible.
When
Jesus raised him from the
dead He
shouted, LAZARUS
COMFORT!!!

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___love

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From: India
Posts: 423

Post #220013 October 2012, 06:04
Cross the Border
One day at the border the border guards noticed a huge group of mexicans that were crossing the border in pairs.

The guards went down to investigate and asked one man what was going on here. The man said," Well that sign says (NO TRESpassing)"


JOKE: Sunday School
Class: Akpos
went to Sunday school
Teacher: Who can tell me
the
surname of Lazarus
whom Christ
raised from the dead?
(After much
thoughtfulness
brother Akpos gives it a
try)
Akpos: His surname name
na
Comfort.
Teacher: how did u come
about
that?
Akpos: It is in the bible.
When
Jesus raised him from the
dead He
shouted, LAZARUS
COMFORT!!!

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