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_Myst3ry_Soul_

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Post #217110 June 2012, 04:47
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

Love_Ur_Life

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From: Greece
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Post #217224 June 2012, 18:11
Juck Norris died yesterday . Today he is better. hahaha.

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smithgarry

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Post #217326 June 2012, 20:57
> snip Geoff <

English only please!

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Awesomecrazyy

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Post #21741 July 2012, 02:06
This is a blonde joke. The blonde and the brunette were talking at the mall.
Blonde: Do men wear houses?
Brunette:What??
Blonde: Well I past this store and it said, men wearhouses!!

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19speedy85

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From: United States
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Post #21751 July 2012, 02:26
It was so hott today, trees was whistling for dogs

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Rockerchick63

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From: South Africa
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Post #21761 July 2012, 10:49
You call a bathing suit a "swimming costume" or a "kossie". You call a traffic light a "robot".You call an elevator a "lift"You call a car hood a "bonnet"You call a car trunk a "boot"You call a pickup truck a "bakkie"You call a Barbeque a "Braai"Employees dance and sing in front of the building to show how unhappy they are.The SABC advertises and shows highlights of the programme you just finished watching.You get cold easily. Anything below 16 degrees Celsius is Arctic weather.You know what Rooibos Tea is, even if you've never had any.You can sing your national anthem in four languages and you have no idea what it means in any of them.You know someone who knows someone who has met Nelson Mandela.You go to braais regularly, where you eat boerewors and swim, sometimes simultaneously.You produce a R100 note instead of your driver's licence when stopped by a traffic officer.You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement.You have to hire a security guard whenever you park your car.You know a taxi can move twice its certified number of people in one trip.You travel 100's of kilometres to see snow.You know the rules of Rugby better than any referee!More people vote in a local reality TV show than in a local election.People have the most wonderful names: Christmas, Goodwill, Pretty, Wednesday, Blessing, Brilliant, Gift, Precious, Innocence and Given, Patience, Portion, Coronation."Now now" or "just now" can mean anything from a minute to a month.You continue to wait after a traffic light has turned to green to make way for taxis travelling in the opposite direction.Travelling at 120 km/h, you're the slowest vehicle on the highway/freeway.A bullet train is being introduced, but potholes can’t be fixed.The last time you visited the coast you paid more in speeding fines and toll fees than you did for the entire holiday.You have to prove that you don't need a loan to get one.Prisoners, Doctors and Nurses go on strike.You don't stop at red traffic lights, just in case somebody tires to hi-jack you. Welcome to SA!

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DeathScythe

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Post #217710 July 2012, 11:45
Guy goes down the street and ask's a girl:

Can you make a face of a biaci?

Girl: Excusse me?!!!

Guy: Thanks!!



_Shahid_Ali_

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From: Pakistan
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Post #217817 July 2012, 07:15
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did. ...

BrandonCraig

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Post #217931 July 2012, 19:03
Due to technical reasons, the predicted global disaster expected to occur in 2012 has been rescheduled to 2075.

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Quitter

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Post #218031 July 2012, 20:12
Q:Why did the blonde stare at the lightning durring the storm?
A: She thought she was getting her picture taken. =D

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