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Quitter

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Post #216111 May 2012, 13:54
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that thing?"

105Badboy

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From: United States
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Post #216215 May 2012, 03:31
Why was phillip's girlfriend annoyed?Coz she found out that his 24inch was a TV.

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GUARDIAN_

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Post #216315 May 2012, 05:59
A girl said, "Trust me"

LimpBizkit00

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From: United States
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Post #216422 May 2012, 19:44

Quote of user: sneekers

went to the fish and chip shop and asked for fish and chips"fish arnt ready yet","will they be long"? "no"...."they better be fat then"!


Want to hear a dirty joke....Pig rolling in mud...want to hear a clean joke.....pig took a bath

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jamdell

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Joined: 16 Jan 12
From: Nigeria
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Post #216525 May 2012, 08:05
A crowd gathered at an accident scene
and a smart and nosey journalist wanted
to get d story first hand. "Make way, I
am d victim's son" he shouted. Slowly d
crowd paved way for him. On getting
there,lying lifeless, in front of d car was a goat. BY Mayorwap.tk

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Quitter

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Post #21662 June 2012, 13:38
Boy: "Daddy? How did I come into this world?"

Dad: Listen carefully..
Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we did not use firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus.

ursjosh

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From: India
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Post #21678 June 2012, 01:41
3 men aftr d***k at bar. They came outside n call a taxi to go for bar instead they forgot that they already d***k. Taxi driver startd engine n off n said we reached sir.. 1st man pay the fare n 2nd thanked n finally 3rd slaped drivr, drvr think that the man found we dint move an inch n asked why this for??
3rd guy replied CONTROL UR SPEED u may b kill us..

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Dirty_mirror

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Joined: 27 Jan 12
From: India
Posts: 80

Post #21688 June 2012, 20:01
In a train, ticket checker to a Saint: Ticket please!
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Saint: I don't have.
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TT: Where do you want to go?
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Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
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TT: Come, lets go!
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Saint: Where?
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TT: Lord Krishna's birth place, Jail.

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namozqi

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Joined: 3 Jun 12
From: Nigeria
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Post #21699 June 2012, 10:29
An Italian sailor being too randy, was taking advantage of every woman he talk to in any port they anchor, not until he came 2 9jeria where he met a girl that took 2 days to take to bed who he gave counterfeit dollars, when their ship was about to set sail: he beconed "nigeriano nigeriano" dollar counterfieta a, and the nigerian girl shout back "italiano gonorhea, aids etc'' originalo.

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sommandla

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From: India
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Post #217010 June 2012, 04:25
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.

"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.

"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.

With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"
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