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Iluvcgrate

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Post #215113 April 2012, 03:04
A girl phoned me the other day and said ... "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

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Dirty_mirror

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Post #215220 April 2012, 19:41
One night a policewoman pull over a d***k driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be held against you."


He replies "BREASTS"

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safarisaffire

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Post #215321 April 2012, 04:57
ok hope u like this joke:-> there was two beatiful girls on the elevator btw they are really rich well the one girl says to the other girl my perfume is chanel no.5 it cost 50$ a bottle .the other girl was like o ya my perfume is white musk its 100$ a bottle as the two girls argued about the perfume a cute lil ole lady got on the elevator
as they almost reach their floor .the ole lady breaks wind and she says brocoli 49 cents a pound. lol hope yall enjoy

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Raaz_Forever

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Post #215421 April 2012, 05:35
my classmate so ugly, when he looked out of the window , he was arrested for indecent exposure

Dirty_mirror

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Post #215522 April 2012, 21:58
I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning s**y cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION!!!

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CarZy__

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Post #215622 April 2012, 22:06
you know why boxing match was canceled? yes, boxers fell out and refused to fight


idk if u guys get it

____Enter____

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Post #215722 April 2012, 23:03
My life is a joke

Dirty_mirror

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Post #215828 April 2012, 11:31
Cricketer describing a n**e girl:
There is no cover, there is no extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, with little grass on the pitch.

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Abhi_Shek_17

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Post #21594 May 2012, 12:34
2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

danny269m

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From: South Africa
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Post #21604 May 2012, 14:05
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
Anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in
About 3
Seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...

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