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karinaluvzu

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From: United States
Posts: 15

Post #214122 March 2012, 01:45
Okay, So theres this woman and a guy having s**x in the womens house, But the women is cheating on her husband with this guy she's having s**x with. So, You know there going at it for like about 10mins then they hear a knock on the door. The women looks out the window and see's her husband and says "Oh, S**t my husbands here!" so they start to panic and the guy says "Where do I hide?" The women says "Jump out the window!" The guy says "Are u crazy, I'm naked!" The women says "Hurry up he's coming up the stairs!!" So the guy has no choice but to jump, So he jumps out the window and lands right on his feet. Then a group of runners come running pass by. So, They guy starts running with them to try to blend in. One of the runners say "Hey, Why are you running naked?" And the guy says "Just to get some fresh air" The runner says "Why are you wearing that condom then?" They guy says "Just in case it rains" Thankyou, Thank you very much

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im_wOt_im

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Joined: 17 Feb 10
From: United States
Posts: 1309

Post #214222 March 2012, 02:13
when ur lyf is in darkness pray to god
ask him to free u 4rm darkness and
even aftr u pray and ur still in darkness,
plzz pay ur ''ELECTRICITY BILL''...

j0ker_

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Joined: 28 Jan 12
From: France
Posts: 26

Post #214322 March 2012, 13:48
We got rid of the kids . . . the cat was allergic.

dgriffin8163

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Joined: 24 Mar 12
From: United States
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Post #214425 March 2012, 01:35
The difference in pink and purple?......your grip...

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merchanttanim

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Joined: 25 Apr 11
From: India
Posts: 540

Post #214525 March 2012, 13:10
Modern family

Daughter:
Dad, i got married last evening, i forgot to inform you.

Daddy:
Its Okay my child. But next time try to invite me.

AwkwardTurtle1

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Joined: 4 Apr 12
From: United Kingdom
Posts: 1

Post #21464 April 2012, 22:55
Dear Kony
give up man they can find anyone.
Sincerley Bin Laden

Dear Bin Laden
I beg to differ
Sincerley car keys

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Dirty_mirror

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Joined: 27 Jan 12
From: India
Posts: 80

Post #21475 April 2012, 05:40
A Girls First Time

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He had more experience, but it's the first time his finger hes found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and ask you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel something brusting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

What are you thinking???

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Nitro_Tech

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Joined: 2 Feb 12
From: India
Posts: 40

Post #21486 April 2012, 05:59
Machine to impress a Girl
An old guy (not in the best
of shape) was attempting
to work out at the gym
when he spotted a sweet
young thing....
Before It Starts
A man comes home from
an exhausting day at
work, plops down on the
couch in front of the
television, and tells his
wife, Get me a beer

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MGRomy

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Joined: 10 Jul 11
From: India
Posts: 529

Post #21497 April 2012, 01:47
To keep Dreams alive:-
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Keep pressing "Snooze" Button

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shezarockstar

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Joined: 24 Mar 12
From: India
Posts: 114

Post #215011 April 2012, 00:01
A woman was having s**x in an apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband coming.. She told her lover to stay like robot and not to move.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: This is a robot i bought to have s**x with when you are traveling...
Husband: Okay.. Lets have s**x now...
Wife: No sweetheart.. Yesterday igot my period, so i will go and make a cup of coffee for you..
After she left the husband said: D**n i am so h***y, i will f**k this robot...
He tried f*****g. The man started talking in a metallic robotic way..
"System error
Wrong hole
System error
Wrong hole.."
Husband: D**n robot is not working properly.. I am throwing it out of the window..
The lover realized that he was onthe 20th floor he said:
"SOFTWARE UPDATED"
"PLEASE TRY AGAIN". :P

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