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_SHERI_

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Post #212122 February 2012, 01:13
I Am Fan Of
'Thomas Edison' Bcus Of His Quote That

"Tomorrow Is My Exam But I Don't Care Because A Single Sheet Of Paper Cant Decide My Future".

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_FRAGRANCE_

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Post #212222 February 2012, 19:02
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

Dirty_mirror

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Post #212323 February 2012, 17:08
One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-n**e beach.
But the man thought and thought looking around.
Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.
Soon comes a little girl that asks " Sir, what's under the newspaper?"
The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."
He soon falls asleep.
Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.
Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well i was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So i broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."

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Quitter

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Post #212423 February 2012, 18:36
What do you call a wife who is s**y,beautiful,intelligent,understanding,caring, never jealous and a great cook?ANSWER : A rumour!

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_FRAGRANCE_

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Post #212523 February 2012, 18:48
girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over,
there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

Dirty_mirror

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Post #212627 February 2012, 20:12
Boy : i love u .

Girl : i hate u .

Boy :u sure ?

Girl :am sure .

Boy :waiter ,bill for me alone......

Girl : hey... hey...

I LOVE YOU ! ! !

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abcmatt

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Post #212728 February 2012, 23:55
a man walks into a bar
ouch

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Disworldisfake

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Post #21283 March 2012, 17:29
Difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED.

But there is. When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.

And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are... COMPLETELY FINISHED.

Z_PriNce01

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Post #21297 March 2012, 06:55
Boy & Girl in middle of sea
boy: i love u
girl: i dnt
boy: then get out of the boat
girl : hey i love naa

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Dirty_mirror

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Post #21307 March 2012, 23:00
An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 K.M a day for 30 days.
This, he promised, would help her lose as many as 20 pounds.
The blonde followed the advice, and, after 30 days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the whole 20 pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.
At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question:







"How do i get home, since i am now 300 K.M away?"

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