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Dirty_mirror

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Post #211128 January 2012, 06:02
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window.. I look down & den.. i lauf again

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_FRAGRANCE_

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Post #211228 January 2012, 20:08
Me-I hate to see a girl standing
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seated Girl-So what do you do?
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me:I close my eyes and act like i
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DJ_Ivory

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From: Greece
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Post #211328 January 2012, 20:44
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

_FRAGRANCE_

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From: India
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Post #211431 January 2012, 20:34
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said ?You know ? it?s blondes like that that give us a bad name!? To this, the other blonde replies ?I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I?d go out there and drown her.?

Tk111

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From: United States
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Post #21152 February 2012, 03:31
What's green and has weels? grass. I lied about the wheels. Hahaha

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_YOSEF_

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From: Ireland
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Post #21166 February 2012, 09:48
A woman put an ad in local newspaper looking for a guy that wil not punch me or kick me and must be a great lover
So about 2 weeks later a guy in a wheelchair knocks on her doo
She opens it ans was a bit shocked ...He said i am here cos i saw ur ad n the paper
She said you in a wheelchair with no arms or legs
He replied yes i have to arms to punch you
I have no legs to kick you
And she said what about a good lover ??
he replied how you think i knocked on your door

Quitter

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Post #21176 February 2012, 14:18
2 times on lips,
2 times on cheeks,
2 times on forehead,
1 times on eyes,
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Apply cold cream!
HAPPY WINTER SEASON

udaysoni2

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From: India
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Post #211810 February 2012, 12:18
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?

Son: At school.

The robot slaps the son.

Son: Ok! I watched a DVD at my mates.

Dad: Which one?

Son: Kung Fu Panda.

The robot slaps the son again.

Son: Ok! It was a P***o.

Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didnâ??t even know what p**n was!

The robot slaps the Dad.

Mom: Hahahahaha! After all heâ??s your son.

The robot slaps the mom.

_FRAGRANCE_

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Post #211919 February 2012, 17:38
<snip Geoff_>

English only please!!

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aksmn143

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Joined: 21 Feb 12
From: India
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Post #212021 February 2012, 00:54
A Police asked a Thief: "Why you went to Steal 3 times in the Same Store?"
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The Thief Replied: "Sir, I stole one Dress for my Wife &

I went to Change It Twice"

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