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sakata_kun

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Joined: 4 Dec 08
From: Malaysia
Posts: 1019

 Post #210116 January 2012, 09:42
Derp is entering a bar with his dog. Everybody r watching him including Derpina.

Derpina: Hey, what a smart monkey u have there...
Derp: Derpina, this is a dog...not a monkey!
Derpina: I am talking to this dog, not u
Derp: $#!?*$#?!*

Quitter

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 Post #210217 January 2012, 11:19
NEWTON'S 1st LAW OF FACEBOOK
THE NUMBER OF FRIEND REQUEST AND N0TIFICATI0NS RECIEVED BY A GIRL IS INVERSLY PROPOTIONAL TO LENGTH OF CLOTH WORN BY HER IN HER DP

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Emo_Eyl1n3R

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From: United States
Posts: 25

 Post #210317 January 2012, 11:52
Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this
>>>>taste funny to you?"

vishaal_

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Joined: 17 Jan 12
From: India
Posts: 9

 Post #210417 January 2012, 15:12
Tcher: How old is your dad?
stud: As old as i am.
Tcher: How is it possible?
Stud: He became father only after i was born.

GalaCtiC_RiDer

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Joined: 10 Nov 11
From: India
Posts: 407

 Post #210518 January 2012, 10:02
a girl nd boy go 4 candle light dinner........boy says i want 2 say u........ .........."pay the bill"

Quitter

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 Post #210618 January 2012, 13:13
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Aleena_Razee

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Joined: 2 Aug 10
From: Saudi Arabia
Posts: 270

 Post #210718 January 2012, 14:34
Teacher: You just got 5 marks
and still you are Laughing.
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Student: I am wondering
How I got 5 marks even

AynGeLx

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Joined: 21 Jul 11
From: India
Posts: 48

 Post #210818 January 2012, 20:04
people are searching a joke instead of date now a days lol

Aleena_Razee

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Joined: 2 Aug 10
From: Saudi Arabia
Posts: 270

 Post #210922 January 2012, 17:24
Soul 1: How did you die?

Soul 2: Due to cold, you?

Soul 1: I doubted my wife with a man and searched my house, found none, felt guilty and committed suicide...
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Soul 2: hahaha!! I was in the fridge..!!!

Aleena_Razee

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Joined: 2 Aug 10
From: Saudi Arabia
Posts: 270

 Post #211022 January 2012, 17:25
Funny but true!!!

Combined study is a meeting
with friends
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where all aspects of the world are
discussed
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except studies..

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