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SammiChud1990

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Post #209117 December 2011, 00:11
One night there was a young man and decided to bring home his girlfriend. There was only one problem this young man shared a bunk bed with his younger brother. She said okay that was fine. So they went back to his place and they started to get busy. He told her if you want it harder say lettuce if you want it softer say tomato. So as you can imagine she is screaming lettuce and tomato but the next thing they know the young man's brother wakes up and says well you two stop making sandwichs up there? Your getting mayo all over my face

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ranu_th

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Post #209217 December 2011, 00:59
Yo mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale

_Mr_Blur_

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From: India
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Post #209317 December 2011, 18:05
D most brilliant Sardar in Exam :Problem:prove that LHS=RHS(2x+9y)= 10x/3ySardar:Multiply both sides by "Zero"=0=0.'. LHS=RHSHee he he....

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IMRANKHIFLI

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Post #209422 December 2011, 12:46
hello all have a nice day

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Quitter

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Post #209522 December 2011, 14:23
After a few dates:

Boy: U like to have liplock or a french kiss
Girl: i want an Australian kiss
Boy: wats that?
Girl:Its down under so i like it better

Quitter

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Post #209623 December 2011, 12:51
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.

For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.

For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.

For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.

As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off

__Niya_

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Post #209725 December 2011, 15:20
The LAW says "If you can't convince them Then atleast confuse them"

Do you know which law it is?????


This is "Law of answering in B.TECH examination"

Quitter

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Post #209829 December 2011, 01:23
Boy: Lets play a game!
Girl: What kind of game?
Boy: It's called Firetruck
Girl: How do you play?
Boy:? I run my hand up your leg and you say "red light" when you want me to stop.
Girl: Ok!
(Game starts)
Girl: Red light!
Boy: Firetrucks don't stop for red lights.

_Maahi__

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From: Pakistan
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Post #20991 January 2012, 20:24
When Somebody Says
"Expect The Unexpected"
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Slap Him/Her On The Face
And Say
"You Didn't Expect That, Did You ? =P =D

_Maahi__

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From: Pakistan
Posts: 3062

Post #21001 January 2012, 20:27
"Most irRitating moment:
Morning alarms.
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Most dIfficult task:
2 find socks
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Most dreadful journey:
way 2 class
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Most tragic news:
test in 1st period
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Most wondErful news:
teachEr iz absent
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Most relaxing area:
cafe.
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Most funny moment:
teachEr cracks a joke AnD nobdy laughs.

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