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maerus1992

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Post #208116 November 2011, 08:14
a litle gal 2 hr mothr "mom i have come 2 knw a boy nxt door have a pennes like a peanut"
mom "do u min its little"
"no mom! its salty"

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Xx__AdityA__xX

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Post #208216 November 2011, 17:53
Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
every silence is sign of lonliness,
every smile is sign of kindness,
every sms is sign of remembrance

_Mr_Blur_

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Post #208316 November 2011, 18:14
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.

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Xx__AdityA__xX

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Post #208416 November 2011, 18:21
To walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tough,
being missed by someone is n
ice but missing someone is
painful,
being loved is secure but to love is insecure

Quitter

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Post #208517 November 2011, 13:30

Boy1: Dude, I can't go to the party. My dad wont let me.

Boy2: Okay, here's what we're gunna do.
We're gunna dress you up as a plant, and then you're gunna sit in the living room.
Then, I'm gunna let thousands of ants go in your house.
Then, they're gunna call the exterminator, but we're gunna change the number to mine!
Then, I'll go there, tell them that the ants are coming from the plant, and I'll pick you up and walk out the door with you! We are getting you to this party !

Boy1: Dude...This is why were bestfriends =))

bhavin822

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Post #208622 November 2011, 05:56
Theorem: 3=4
Proof:

Suppose:
a + b = c

This can also be written as:
4a 3a + 4b 3b = 4c 3c

After reorganizing:
4a + 4b 4c = 3a + 3b 3c

Take the constants out of the brackets:
4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)

Remove the same term left and right:
4 = 3
LOL

gpgarain

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Post #208724 November 2011, 03:58

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Geoff_999

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Post #208826 November 2011, 10:18
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"

yuzadundolla

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Post #20899 December 2011, 23:10
toothbrush:man ,i have the worst job in the world!.........toiletpaper:YA RIGHT!.......^_~

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Quitter

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Post #209011 December 2011, 17:14
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear!
Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio

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