Joined: 17 Jul 06
* With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
* When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
* You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
* You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
* Good chocolate is easy to find.
* You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
* Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
* With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
* You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
* You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
* You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
* The word ''commitment'' is not attached to chocolate.
* Two people of the same s**x can have chocolate without being called by nasty names.
* If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
* You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
* You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
* You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
* Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
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Joined: 13 Oct 06
but chocolate does'nt give you an o****m
Why s**x is better than chocolate
No calories, no fat
Does not spoil your appetite or melt in your pocket.
Clears up your skin.
Can keep you warm on a cold night.
Makes you forget about your weight instead of reminding you
May lead to love and marriage.
May lead to the creation of actual human beings.
If chocolate is better than s**x you'r doing it wrong
depends how u use the choc
Quote of user: BlingBlingbut chocolate does'nt give you an o****m
Joined: 12 Jun 06
I don't think that chocolate is better than s**x but...
... that's for sure
Post quote:Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant
Joined: 25 Dec 06
Quote of user: andrebehrIf chocolate is better than s**x you'r doing it wrong
Haha! You got that right.
Joined: 28 Jul 05
You can have chocolate in front of your grandparents
Joined: 5 Dec 06
we all agree-s**x rules!
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