Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex

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itzdips

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Post #116 January 2007, 10:08
* With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
* When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
* You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
* You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
* Good chocolate is easy to find.
* You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
* Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
* With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
* You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
* You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
* You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
* The word ''commitment'' is not attached to chocolate.
* Two people of the same s**x can have chocolate without being called by nasty names.
* If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
* You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
* You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
* You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
* Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

Luka08

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Post #216 January 2007, 10:10
Good

BlingBling11

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Post #316 January 2007, 10:14
but chocolate does'nt give you an o****m

Quitter

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Post #416 January 2007, 10:17
Why s**x is better than chocolate

No calories, no fat
Does not spoil your appetite or melt in your pocket.
Clears up your skin.
Can keep you warm on a cold night.
Makes you forget about your weight instead of reminding you
May lead to love and marriage.
May lead to the creation of actual human beings.

Quitter

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Post #516 January 2007, 10:21
If chocolate is better than s**x you'r doing it wrong

Quitter

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Post #616 January 2007, 10:48

Quote of user: BlingBling

but chocolate does'nt give you an o****m
depends how u use the choc

xalessandrax

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Post #716 January 2007, 14:10
I don't think that chocolate is better than s**x but...

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Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant
... that's for sure

Fried_Kamote

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Post #818 January 2007, 14:19

Quote of user: andrebehr

If chocolate is better than s**x you'r doing it wrong


Haha! You got that right.

_Marie

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Post #918 January 2007, 14:33
You can have chocolate in front of your grandparents

kaja_the_best

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Post #1019 January 2007, 10:27
we all agree-s**x rules!

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