Last week my friend dared me to walk into a restuarant have a go at them and then threaten to sue them. I ended up going into a posh restuarant. I sat down held my arm up and clicked my fingers about five times to get a waiter. He then asked what i wanted for my starter. Having thought about it for 15 minutes i replied "chilled Monkey Brains". The Waiter then said "we dont have any". I then asked for the manager and said about my chilled monkey Brains. He gave the same answer. I then Said "we live in a culturally diverse country, you as a business should be able to cater for my religious needs" He Shut up and started to walk away. Then I shouted If I do not get my chilled monkey brains I will sue." He took this into account. He then said he would get my chilled monkey brains for me. I was curious and scared now. 50 minutes later they walk in with the chilled monkey Brains. I shouted : "Oh, S***."

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Very funny