Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.

As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left !"

After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.

Q Why did 18 blondes go to the movie?

A Because it was rated 18 and above.

LICENSE

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Yesterday you took my license away and today you expect me to show it
to you!"

......................................................................

CAR TROUBLEA blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic
it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

......................................................................

EXPOSURE

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her
right breast hanging out.

A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I
could cite you for indecent exposure?"

She says, "Why, Officer?"

"Because your breast is hanging out." he says.

She looks down and says, "OH, MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus
again!"

......................................................................

KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind
the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren,
the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and
yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"

......................................................................

BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" ;

The American said, "We were the first on the moon! "

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not that stupid. We're going at
night!"

......................................................................

IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.

Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your
name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is the vacuum on or off?"

......................................................................

FINAL EXAM

The blonde reports for her university final examination that
consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the
examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and
then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a coin
and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes, for
Heads, and! No, for Tails.

Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class
is still sweating it out. During the last few minutes she is seen
desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.

"I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my
answers."

....................................................................

THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was
named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HelOOOOOOO," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

i love blonde jokes, those ones are really funny, keep them coming