K Lets share our smses here...
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85 Yr old Virgin dying lady wanted her grave to read, "Born Virgin Lived Virgin Died Virgin" The sculpter shortened it to, "PARCEL returned UNOPENED."

women's life is very hard.
in da morning wash clothes
in da noon dry clothes
in da evening iron clothes
at night remove clothes
ar midnight search for clothes

kishan its funny man.........

Newton discovered gravity seeing applefalling from tree at the age of 23.
i wonder why he didnt get this idea while shitting for 23 years.

nice one coolrays - haven't thought of that but when you think of it - yah that's true

what do you call girsl that love having sex?

nymphomaniacs!

but what do you call guys that love sex?


NORMAL

mom: you know my son, im kinda noticing you're good in math so im gonna try and ask you a math question ok?

son: ok mom

mom: if ur daddy gives you 3 apples and i give you 4 apples, wat is ur answer?

son: THANK YOU MOM AND DAD!!!!!

by the way guys are the smses that we're supposed to put in here just jokes or generally any good sms that we have?

Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby. But he was born without ears. Johnny and his mum and dad went to visit the baby and Johnny was warned not to mention its ears or he would get a spanking. Johnny looked in the cot and said what a lovely baby. Lovely feet, hands and skin. How's his eyesight. The baby's mother said it was perfect. Johnny replied "thats great cos he'd be f****d if he needs glasses !!"

nice one imawitch