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dilshad4478

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Joined: 25 Jul 09
From: India
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 Post #4915 September 2009, 07:47 
A girl went to shop ask for a dress
how much
He replies only 5 kiss
OK give it my GRAND MA will pay the BILL

shygal2

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Joined: 19 Jul 09
From: Kenya
Posts: 54

 Post #4927 September 2009, 03:02 
hahaha...gr8....u sure u guys urself normal wen u love sex

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RAJKUMAR2007

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Joined: 21 Mar 09
From: India
Posts: 317

 Post #49314 September 2009, 08:27 
Anyone can carry his burden, however hard, until nightfall. Anyone can do his work, however hard, for one day. Anyone can live sweetly, patiently, lovingly, purely, till the sun goes down. And this is all life really means.

sladjana16

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Joined: 11 Sep 09
From: Serbia
Posts: 39

 Post #49424 October 2009, 05:04 
Why do blondes put the clock on her wounds?? She head that time cures all.

waleed_wewz

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Joined: 14 Sep 09
From: Palestinian Territory
Posts: 1

 Post #49526 October 2009, 21:07 
you look up at the sky
a little bird flies high
it shits in your eye
you dont mind
you dont cry
you just thank God that cows cant fly

Faizal_makda

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Joined: 11 Oct 09
From: India
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 Post #49622 November 2009, 09:11 
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English only please!!

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caribbeanblue

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Joined: 31 May 09
From: Qatar
Posts: 446

 Post #4972 December 2009, 07:49 
Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter:
Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

nadoosha90

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Joined: 25 Oct 09
From: Palestinian Territory
Posts: 49

 Post #49814 December 2009, 10:46 

I have lots of smses
hope u like them
$ thnx 4 the topic

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If I could wish a life for you,
a life that you deserve,
it would be a life
As good as your heart,
as bright as your smile
and as wonderful as u

brindhu

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Joined: 2 Jun 07
From: India
Posts: 76

 Post #49919 December 2009, 23:24 
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"

Quitter

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 Post #50019 December 2009, 23:52 
What if "I" loves "U"?
Will "U" also love "I"?
What if there's no "U"?
How about "I"?
What if "love" is gone?
Will "U" and "I" survive?
Maybe "U" but not "I"...

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