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MaxRusH

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report post Post #116 April 2006, 02:39 
K Lets share our smses here...
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85 Yr old Virgin dying lady wanted her grave to read, "Born Virgin Lived Virgin Died Virgin" The sculpter shortened it to, "PARCEL returned UNOPENED."

Retired Zedger

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report post Post #216 April 2006, 06:32 
women's life is very hard.
in da morning wash clothes
in da noon dry clothes
in da evening iron clothes
at night remove clothes
ar midnight search for clothes

taheer11

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report post Post #316 April 2006, 07:04 
kishan its funny man.........

coolrays

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report post Post #416 April 2006, 08:07 
Newton discovered gravity seeing applefalling from tree at the age of 23.
i wonder why he didnt get this idea while shitting for 23 years.

ragnadirej

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From: Philippines
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report post Post #516 April 2006, 15:22 
nice one coolrays - haven't thought of that but when you think of it - yah that's true

ragnadirej

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report post Post #616 April 2006, 15:27 
what do you call girsl that love having sex?

nymphomaniacs!

but what do you call guys that love sex?


NORMAL

ragnadirej

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From: Philippines
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report post Post #716 April 2006, 15:30 
mom: you know my son, im kinda noticing you're good in math so im gonna try and ask you a math question ok?

son: ok mom

mom: if ur daddy gives you 3 apples and i give you 4 apples, wat is ur answer?

son: THANK YOU MOM AND DAD!!!!!

ragnadirej

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From: Philippines
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report post Post #816 April 2006, 15:31 
by the way guys are the smses that we're supposed to put in here just jokes or generally any good sms that we have?

imawitch

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From: United Kingdom
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report post Post #916 April 2006, 21:19 
Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby. But he was born without ears. Johnny and his mum and dad went to visit the baby and Johnny was warned not to mention its ears or he would get a spanking. Johnny looked in the cot and said what a lovely baby. Lovely feet, hands and skin. How's his eyesight. The baby's mother said it was perfect. Johnny replied "thats great cos he'd be f****d if he needs glasses !!"

Retired Zedger

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report post Post #1016 April 2006, 21:21 
nice one imawitch

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