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_Desperado

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Post #72130 April 2012, 14:34
Cute PROBLEM in my 'life':

Whenever i want to fall in love with my books......


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My MOBILE proposes me.
:-D :-(

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mr_muhib

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Joined: 3 May 12
From: Bangladesh
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Post #7223 May 2012, 11:08
If your parents has no childrens , u will get no childrens......

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Aliveagain_

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Joined: 9 Jun 10
From: India
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Post #7233 May 2012, 13:53
A simple celebration,a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness, a joy that never ends.

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Abhi_Shek_17

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Joined: 8 Jun 11
From: India
Posts: 58

Post #7244 May 2012, 12:34
What L O V E stands for?
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....

kfinissan

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Joined: 20 Dec 11
From: Bangladesh
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Post #72513 May 2012, 04:31
A women going to bra shop asking shopkeeper to show some bra. Shopkeeper: what size?
women: may b 36.
shopkeeper:why may b? if you are not sure i can help you.
women: you are a men how can u help me.
shopkeeper:if my one hand is enough to hold your one breast its 34-36. if two hand need its 38-42.

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Jorgi24

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Joined: 14 May 12
From: United Kingdom
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Post #72615 May 2012, 05:51
A man goes to the doctors and says "Every time I m********e I shout come on Man United!" The Doctor replies "Most w**kers do"

Whitevil_Kidz

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From: Indonesia
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Post #72718 May 2012, 14:59
In Vegetable there is Broth...
Implied niches Love My Heart,,.
Not mean to say I Miss You...Or Say I Love You ...
All I'm saying Before Sleep First pee...

Quitter

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Post #7281 June 2012, 16:45
,,,,,oh women of the west,,,,
,,,,all of you are the best,,,, ,,when the man lay his eggs,,, ,,,,to their nest,,,,

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Quitter

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Post #7292 June 2012, 13:42
You can only push a girl away for so long until she walks out of your life on her own.
So be careful what you say and make sure this is what you want, because once she turns around..
She aint comin back.

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stranger19952

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Joined: 13 Jun 12
From: South Africa
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Post #73013 June 2012, 19:21
U can tell n girl a million times se is pretty and se won't believe u tel her se is n b*tch once and se will never forget it

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