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neo_X_ank

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Posts: 74

Post #69124 January 2012, 18:49
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."

Fake_Soul_

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Joined: 15 May 10
From: Pakistan
Posts: 333

Post #69226 January 2012, 17:32
Save water..
Bath with your neighbours daughter.

Dirty_mirror

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Joined: 27 Jan 12
From: India
Posts: 80

Post #69328 January 2012, 05:53
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? Hes now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

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Felixfrans

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Joined: 27 Jan 12
From: Tanzania
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Post #69428 January 2012, 06:26
Husband:hey my wife why r u so sad today
wife:im pregnant nd i dnt know ths pregnancy is urs or ur frnd's
husband:what...'?!"?

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_FRAGRANCE_

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Joined: 23 Jun 11
From: India
Posts: 588

Post #69528 January 2012, 20:05
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u "cute"
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

Quitter

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Post #69611 February 2012, 16:00
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning,but anyone can start today and make a new ending...

Proud of my self
What a msg...

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prvn325

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Joined: 15 Aug 10
From: India
Posts: 46

Post #69712 February 2012, 11:26
This year's Valentine's Day is cancelled,
Mathematical Proof:
14-2-12=0

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_FRAGRANCE_

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From: India
Posts: 588

Post #69812 February 2012, 22:55
5 year son was crying.
Dad came n askd,
"Y r u cryng? Tell me I m ur frnd na?
Son- "Kuch nahi yaar. Zara sa Horlicks kya maanga teri item bhadak gai...

prince1082

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Joined: 14 Feb 12
From: India
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Post #69914 February 2012, 04:36
Boy: went to a girl and said i love you.
Girl: really.
Boy: yes, and i would never look up to anyone than you.
Girl: well but my friend is much more beautiful than me why don't you propose her.
Boy: where is she?
Girl: turn back.
Boy: (he turn back but there's no one) where?
Girl: if you love me you would never turn back.
The boy lost. ;-)

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_FRAGRANCE_

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From: India
Posts: 588

Post #70014 February 2012, 14:46
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Happy valentines day .

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