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MaxRusH

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From: India
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Post #116 April 2006, 02:39
K Lets share our smses here...
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85 Yr old V****n dying lady wanted her grave to read, "Born V****n Lived V****n Died V****n" The sculpter shortened it to, "PARCEL returned UNOPENED."

Quitter

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Post #216 April 2006, 06:32
women's life is very hard.
in da morning wash clothes
in da noon dry clothes
in da evening iron clothes
at night remove clothes
ar midnight search for clothes

taheer11

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Joined: 21 Nov 04
From: Bahrain
Posts: 1379

Post #316 April 2006, 07:04
kishan its funny man.........

coolrays

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Joined: 11 May 04
From: United States
Posts: 1891

Post #416 April 2006, 08:07
Newton discovered gravity seeing applefalling from tree at the age of 23.
i wonder why he didnt get this idea while s******g for 23 years.

ragnadirej

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Joined: 7 Feb 06
From: Philippines
Posts: 43

Post #516 April 2006, 15:30
mom: you know my son, im kinda noticing you're good in math so im gonna try and ask you a math question ok?

son: ok mom

mom: if ur daddy gives you 3 apples and i give you 4 apples, wat is ur answer?

son: THANK YOU MOM AND DAD!!!!!

imawitch

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Joined: 5 Mar 06
From: United Kingdom
Posts: 60

Post #616 April 2006, 21:19
Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby. But he was born without ears. Johnny and his mum and dad went to visit the baby and Johnny was warned not to mention its ears or he would get a spanking. Johnny looked in the cot and said what a lovely baby. Lovely feet, hands and skin. How's his eyesight. The baby's mother said it was perfect. Johnny replied "thats great cos he'd be f****d if he needs glasses !!"

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Post #716 April 2006, 21:21
nice one imawitch

imawitch

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Joined: 5 Mar 06
From: United Kingdom
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Post #816 April 2006, 21:22
Husband says to wife "My olympic condoms have arrived, I think i'll wear Gold tonight" Wife says "Why don't you wear Silver and cum 2nd for a change

Quitter

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Post #916 April 2006, 21:24
Why is a woman like a hurricane?

Cos when she comes shes all wet and wild, and when she leaves she takes your house and car..

imawitch

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Joined: 5 Mar 06
From: United Kingdom
Posts: 60

Post #1016 April 2006, 21:24
Hope these are ok, just a few I've saved up, have more but don't think I can post them here lol


Load of blokes at a bucking bronco contest-1 bloke manages to stay on for 10mins. His mate says"how did you manage that"-he says ah, my wifes epileptic

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